It’s okay kitten, I too have been that drunk
OH my GOD
infomercial kitten.
why is no-one willing to sell him a special kitten straw for $19.95
Plus shipping and handling.
(Source: gifarium, via chemicallycalmmmmmmm)
Things not to say to me while I’m eating:
- That’s a lot of food
- That’s not enough food
- You’re going to eat all of that???!??
- That looks gross
- That’s not healthy
- That looks healthy
- That’s disgusting
- Why are you eating that?
- I’m glad you’re eating more
In case you didn’t understand, DON’T MENTION ANYTHING ABOUT MY EATING/FOOD/INTAKE WHETHER IT BE POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE I DON’T WANT TO HEAR IT.
(via al00f)